Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
Randomize
