how can u be prego again
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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