How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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