You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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