Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I'm at about main and main street
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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