Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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