new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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