How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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