Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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