Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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