When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Welp...herpes.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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