Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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