She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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