So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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