That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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