It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
