Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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