i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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