I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
babies were throwing up all over the place
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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