Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
