if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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