Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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