Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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