do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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