eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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