spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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