I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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