This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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