That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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