Its about making memories worth repressing
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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