shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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