If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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