Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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