No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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