There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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