I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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