mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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