I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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