All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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