your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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