I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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