it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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