i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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