I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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