idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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