i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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