Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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