have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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