I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I have already put on my inside pants.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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