I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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